Girl Child: (looking at picture of Satan in A Field Guide to Demons) Hey, he's not scary. He's furry.

peristera: Google is just the poster child for be careful what you ask for. If you type "Gnostic Solar Phallic Cult" into a google search you might as well have typed in "clown porn".

peristera (cleaning out bathroom closet): "Hey, I found my utility knife and trauma sheers! We can have sex now!"

peristera:  Nirvana was what happened when white kids from the suburbs got guitars for Christmas.

peristera: "I just don't think descriptions of sex toys should have the word 'torque' in them."

peristera: "It goes to show the Gnostics were right. Only an Evil God would curse us with so much creativity and so little talent."

Alex: "I love it when people corrupt perfectly good muffins"